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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

So THAT’S the exact function of a rubber duck 

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casteilnovak:

I think we need to clone him for future generations.

Why? I’m pretty sure that when Death comes for him, Christopher Lee will be waiting with a knife, and I’m not betting on Death in that fight.

Are you kidding? Mr. Lee and Death are old drinking buddies.

Christopher Lee just stabs Death and there’s a beat before Death goes “HEEEEYYYY how the hell have you been, you old bastard” and hugs him, the knife still buried in his back.

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shieldsarachnid:

Mist Elephant…..WAT

EARTH SHARK

Wind mouse!

{Mist owl oVo}

Rain mouse

Shadow turtle. So I’m dark and slow. Interesting.

Lightning elephant

fuckin wood pig

Ice alpaca

Mist Rabbit :)

Wind Salmon

… *whistles Ballad of the Wind Fish*

These all sound like Megaman X bosses…

I got River Tiger. Isn’t that like… a thing? In real life?

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